Meatball

Saturday, January 30, 2010


MEATBALL IS YOUR BEST FOOD.

Supreme in nutrition, it is lower in cost than the same amount of nourishment in any other form. It is your only economical food today.

Resolve to eat more meatballs, to give more of this magnifique healthbuilding musclemaking food to our friends and family and to make more visits to Ikea.

WOW.
Look at that.
I've been craving for meatballs.
Me and you love Ikea. Everyone does.
I dreamed bout meatballs for the past few days.
Unfortunately my dream changed and I woke up before I could taste em.
People often dream about food. All types of food.
I dream about food almost everyday.
I ordered 100 pieces of meatballs!
Last night was awesome!
In my dreams.
Hungry.pfft



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Bad start

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Today is the 12th day of 2010. The 12 days have left evidence of a bad start of the year. A Bad start of the year? How bad is bad? How good is good? You decide.


Session with a gypsy.

Teller: You are going to have a wonderful year.
I went: How do you explain the incident where giraffe and I got lost using the "shortcuts" (turned out to be the longest way ever) to Klang after a very bad movie choice (name of the movie shall remain unknown)
Teller: Shortcuts can't guarantee you a destination and It is a good movie, you are wrong.
Danial: I want a refund.
Teller: shhh woosh woosh. (hypnotizing pose)
Danial (kena pukau): Okay, I trust you. Thank you.

Session with Time traveller.

Eton: Where got clashes? See. I can easily register you. Show me your time schedule.
Danial: Seriously puan. I can't register.
Eton: All spaces are full. I can't do anything. This is an order.
Danial: I'm confused. So that means I can skip classes?
Eton: No. Eh look. You can register this class.
Danial(kena pukau lagi): Okay. Let's change,everyone!
Eton: Good choice.

After effect: On Wednesdays, I have classes from 8am till 6pm! Wth.

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I had to make a decision on the 11th day. Since I resolve to get GOOD results (please refer #7 below) I'm determined not to miss a single class for this semester in a dream to become a GOOD student. So it was time to go to land class. But I did'nt have a ride. There was a moral dilemma: go to class (good) and use nenek's car (good) and be on time (good) but the clock struck 6.00 pm or go back to sleep (bad) because its only the second week (bad). So since I'm a good boy anyways, I took my nenek's car (good) and off to my school (GOOD). Only when I was near toll, I realized that my pockets were empty. Thank god I managed to have enough toll fee (courtesy of nenek's car). One obstacle pass! I reached the front gate with the waterfall as a background. There was traffic! Wth! So I successfully parked my car at 6.50. be late for class (BAD) Second obstacle pass! So I climbed those bloody stairs. And to my surprise: KELAS DITUNDA. Wth!! The notice slapped me on the face 7 times! Sheesh. Giraffe sponsored my journey back. Wonderful.... *he did'nt stop geleng kepala*

Today, baldy and giraffe met an accident. Our beloved TAK got smashed on it's face. tsk tsk tsk

My first 12 days. Don't tell me God that thats just a start and I have not seen the worst out of this year? (paranoid. get away bad idea!) I'm scared. Maybe this is the curse of 40days!? Don't call me superstitious.


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Resolutionzzzzzz

Saturday, January 9, 2010

2009 has been a so-so year for most of us. Some were left with breaking their coin boxes(including yours truly) [damn you Recession]. Some achieved resolutions success. Congrats to them. To achieve a success is hard because resolutions are easy to make but difficult to keep. Duhh. Me? I did'nt really lay down my resolutions for 2009. So for 2010, my resolutions are:

  1. Getting hitched.
  2. Read more books. [gonna attack warehouse book sales wherever you are]
  3. Spend more time to jog, badminton, basically sports. SWEAT fatty! I will look for a suitable intensive workout program to lose weight! and a suitable trainer too.
  4. Save some money.
  5. Do more charity.
  6. Improve on my skills and talents.
  7. Get GOOD results.
Mentioned are practical resolutions. Possible and safe. =p
The new semester has started. I am back to school. Its gonna be tough. All the subjects are crazy. I'm gonna be crazy. I'm in my final year now. Can I request for adjournment of time? Because, I am feeling old already. I want more time to think. Lets hope that I can commit.

My resolutions bid Happy 2010 to all and wish me luck.


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