Something Stupid

There is something missing in my days. Somebody, please tell me what I have gone wrong. Mandi tak basah, makan tak kenyang. I know that I am blessed with amazing friends but I am at a major state of depression now. Oh wow, all my day I can't concentrate. What is happening to me? You used to be the sun of my day. But I can't explain it now. What happened? Give me something to break up this boredom. I tried to keep myself busy but I still can't stop thinking of you. I felt empty on the day I left you.

Oh Slb, I want you. I miss you. =p

I woke up so early on monday. Wanted to get dressed for work. This is critical. Call me over. Call me dramatic. Coz these are whats on my mind. Honestly. Am I crazy? SILENCE

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Attachment ends

Yesterday was my last day with slb. I'm going to miss everyone there. Friggin nice people. I'm not going to stop saying this: Slb has the best and brightest chambering students in town. *hands down*. Goodbye wonders. The best one month i've ever had. I enjoyed my stint there, it was fun. I will definitely come back for my chambering. I'm going to continue the uitm boys's legacy there! haha. Let's hope so.

SLB has the largest intake of chambees:

1. Emma (Chief Executive Pupil)
2. Pradeep
3. Charlene
4. Intan
5. Nini
6. Soo H'an
7. Jyy Huey
8. Chai Har
9. Joy
10. Wendy
11. Shara
12. Danny
13. Desmond
14. Carissa
15. Amy
16. Frances
17. Petrina
18. Eliv
19. Kathlyn
20. Fuzzy
21. Haha

Prior to 24 Nov 2009. Thank you all for everything. Special thanks to my master, Mr Ivan. I'm determined now. I want to do shipping!

Bye-bye slb.

This is the official song of Chambers.

But this is the official video of Chambers.

Enjoy. HAHAHA

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Conspiracy

I put on weight. I'm 78kg now. I was doing quite well maintaining my weight at 75kg. But the weighing machine said that I put on weight (maybe the machine conspires against me, i hate you machine). Danial Nizam is known for his habit of blaming others first in everything. So here goes. The reasons why I put on weight:

1. Giraffe drove to work. My routine changed tremendously. I sat conveniently in the car. No sweat at all.
2. The Chambers (my workstation in slb) is filled with food especially when nearing Christmas. I munch all the time.
3. Free food at level 16.
4. Princess frog likes to layan my cravings (or is it the other way around?). So we went out to eat all the time.
5. TWO days of "Nasi Lemak Day" last week. (Nasi lemak day means nasi lemak for breakfast, lunch and dinner). So I blame the cooks (siapa suruh masak sedap-sedap).
6. My best friends don't do the sunday jogging session anymore at TTDI Park.
7. I don't have trouble to put on weight. That's not as nice as it sounds. I put on weight easily. So I blame my gene.

See. I'm not at fault and it's beyond all reasonable doubts that i'm not guilty.

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Climate Change

I'm currently researching on climate change. Mr Nagarajah wants us (giraffe and i) to further research in the scope of Malaysia. We have to look on whether there are sufficient legislations with regards to climate change. The last time I heard of the word 'climate change' was during my high school era. I'm sorry planet for being an ignorant citizen. Anyways, I want to assert first Malaysia's stand in this issue.

She has ratified and signed:

1. Kyoto Protocol and
2. UN Framework Convention on Climate Change
3. and has become prominent figure in climate change conferences around the globe.

Good Efforts.

Now, what is Climate Change?

Look around you; can you feel the temperature rising? At times, suddenly the weather changes so rapidly- it gets so hot for half of the day and then it rains in the evening. The weather is weird nowadays.

This is climate change. In simpler terms coz i'm not a scientist.

Although the Kyoto Protocol is the god of all protocols in controlling climate change, most developed countries don't want the protocol to become legally binding. Looks like these giants are running away from their environment debts which they owe to our planet. From my observation, Malaysia is doing well in pledging the protocol's principles but results were not significant. This is not a job for a developing country but all nations should join forces to curb climate change.

The most funny article that I came across is this one article which blames fat people as one of the factors of climate change. HAHA. The authors claimed that:

"When it comes to food consumption, moving about in a heavy body is like driving around in a gas guzzler."

Fat people were likely to be more responsible for carbon emissions because they consume more fuel and food. The author also said that they have higher dependency on cars (to get more food i assume). How true is this? I don't know.

Uh huh.. I'm going to take the stairs up to 19th floor this Monday! Sweat fatty bom bom! For the planet, I will.

These gas emissions should be cut! Giraffe, stop emitting your silent killer gas too! It's bad for environment. Whatever it is, the climate change resulted from humans activities and lifestyle. If nothing is being improved within 10years, we're gonna experience the worst of climate change, the global temperature will increase. We have been warned. (cuak)

Therefore, blame yourself and it is now time to change! Use public transport, R.E.C.Y.C.L.E, and reduce our carbon emissions ( this includes your deodorant, so use roll-ons) to guarantee a more sustainable future. If not we can't dive and surf our proud beaches anymore. (one of the examples lah). To be honest, this whole climate change thing is making me cuak. Bertaubatlah danial.

The outcome of this research will be discussed on this monday. Let's pledge to save our planet!

This post is dedicated to Mother Nature *cue song: Earth Song by MJ...aahhh ahhhaaahh ooohh oohhh hooooo*

Al Gore in the making.. puked

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Currently attached with SLB

During this time of the year, the just completed second year student of my school will have to undergo a "practical training".(except for geek and baldy).Training. One month? Wth. So short. Anyhow, i decided to do mine at a firm. In a not so ordinary firm. Yeah. The firm: not your typical firm: a big huge one: top 3 in msia: the bomb:

SHOOK LIN & BOK aka SLB!#

# For all of you who don't know what SLB is click the link above and be amazed.

To be frank, i'm kinda surprised to get offered a place in SLB. I'm sure it was not based on looks coz i did'nt attach a passport-sized photo of myself. Maybe i'm destined to be with slb. Only god knows.

I love the firm so much. Mainly because of the people there. Really nice people. And also because of the dedicated tea lady! (She'll drop by twice daily)

So why did i choose SLB in the first place? SLB has a powerful shipping department! That's why! *Lighting strikes!*

I'm not alone there. Giraffe is there too (I submitted his resume. haha) And also a few bunch of uitm munchkins.

SO here is my routine everyday:

6.45am Chickens wake me up. I get up. Shower and get dressed.

7.25am My mum send me to Kl Sentral monorail.

7.40am Take the train to Raja Chulan. (This stage is quite crucial. If I arrive in Kl Sentral after 8.10am, I'll be late for work)

8.10am Reach Raja Chulan. Walk to Menara Ambank (where SLB is situated) Get a bun at The Weld.

8.15am Get a temperature check at the lobby( HINI alert!) and take the lift to level 19.

8.20am Arrive at work early(I'm punctual! I'm one of the early birds) Get another temperature check from our receptionist at level 20.

8.30am Lepak in Chambers(this is our workstation) Start working. I work on usually research for all the lawyers. My favourite work is definitely from Mr Nagarajah. The shipping god. When lucky, i'll go to courts.

12.45pm Lunch at The Weld (muak dah).

2.00pm Get back to the Chambers. Work. Sometimes, take short nap: recharge. Socialize with lawyers.

5.30pm It's time to go home! Walk with giraffe to klcc. Why? Ok. Here's the thing. KL is so overpopulated now. This is our way to avoid the crowd. Go to kino!

7.00pm Hop on lrt from Klcc(duhh). Say bye-bye to giraffe at Kl Sentral. Stop at Taman Paramount. My mum fetch me.

7.30pm Dinner and get home.

8.00pm Shower. Attachment in a place so far is sweaty! Facebook.

9.00pm Call friends. Lepak if not tired.

11.00pm If no one's interested, switch off the lights. Sleep.

Saturday & Sunday: OFF. * Hangs 'Do not disturb' sign on the door knob* Eldest son is kitchen helper, toilet cleaner, driver, socialite, rubbish thrower, baby sitter, errand runner, expectations carrier. Pffft.

Everyone is busy. And geek once told me that: "This whole practical thing is a preview of our working life." I looked at giraffe, he looked back at me and we started laughing. We're stuck. HAHA

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A perfect day in a shopping mall

The following tips are exclusive only to people who aspire to taste a day of perfection in a shopping mall. Diri ini begitu bertuah dapat melalui satu hari bersama Mr Perfect aka Geek.

Teruja yang tidak terkata pabila diajak batting one fine day yang lalu. Tidak keseorangan pada hari tersebut tetapi ditemani baldy. Batting is my new found talent. I didnt know that i can bat fairly good for an amateur. Jadi berikut adalah tips yang dapat dikongsi hasil outing with the most perfect friend i've ever had (sediakan pen dan pensil if you did'nt bring em just imagine you have em):

1. Mulakan perjalanan anda di mall dengan strepsils.
2. Kemudian, senyum dan melambailah rambut gemalai anda (if your hair is not long just try to pretend it's long so that it will not fail your attempt to perfection) ketika berjalan di mall.
3. When eating praise every food served and eat em with pleasure.
4. Then make sure you find a NIKE store then just browse around tak kisah lah beli ke tak. This is just to make sure you update yourself on sports attire and what not. Penting!
5. Retro is back aint it? As a fashion forward guy, find anything retro and show it praise it infront of your friends.
   
6. I was astonished to find out that his size is so perfect that hampir kesemua clothing bagaikan made customized for him. This is just not your luck people. Mungkin badannya adalah acuan mannequin-mannequin being displayed in every store. Who knows. Tips ke-enam: don't try clothes infront of your friends instead ask them to try and comment it with fashionable words.
   
7. Sebelum berakhirnya hari di mall, pastikan anda mengakhirinya dengan sebotol Tinge berperisa peach. You can feel some force inside you. Seriously. Baldy and i were fortunate to have tasted the drink. Tibe.
8. AND the most important thing is take the right door before you exit. (baldy, you failed this part. So close!) The ending of the trip was so irony. On our way to get into the car, the background song was a so dramatic song which impliedly meant to acknowledge our perfect day.

Dikesempatan ini, saya berasa sangat terharu dengan peluang merasai a perfect day in a shopping mall with the perfect person.

Hence, when a perfect being ask you out answer YES. Kesempurnaan (perfection) itu bukan hak milik setiap insan. Note this giraffe.

That is me. I can bat at any speed. Puked.

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Compare please

Buying things is important. It's like an obligation. That's why we were put on earth. I barely make it through the month without having to scrape off my coin box just to have the last of murni's banana special. Heaven.

During recession and economic crisis, people are advised to save up but who does that? We are the sheeps of capitalism (geek).

My weekly allowance is drying and my pockets are straining. Doughs flying out of all sides of my pockets just to meet my basic needs mainly FOOD. I eat a lot.

Being single makes you a lot richer so blame it on the girls. haha. But still it seems that we consume money like we consume water. Experience in working field made me realize that "betapa susahnya mencari duit". But my dad always tell me that "duit boleh dicari". I love you papito.

Having said that, during this whole bad economic scenario, i managed to buy a checkered shirt . (i used the money which came from green packets i saved since raya)

Two words of advice:

1. When you shop, dont rush. Browse first.compare prices.

2. ALWAYS make sure your wardrobe can fit your stuff. Mine is gonna roboh anytime.

So there was the checkered season * for guys* last year, me being pressured by the trend wanted a checkered so badly. but the checkered shirts available were just ridiculously overpriced. So i waited and watched the season went by.... bye bye

and one fine day i went to Topman and sangat tertarik with this checkered:

TADAAA

Price: RM 166

but another one fine day came and i saw this at Cotton On:

TADAA TADAA

Price: RM99

Both look identical right! So i grabbed the latter checkered shirt like nobody's business. That's the greatness of comparing prices. I saved (RM166-RM99=RM67)!

I have a checkered now. I'm setting the trend back!.puked.

I'm tasteful and genius. *Clap clap*

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Fish

12th November: Fuckiest day

I had my last paper but i did not study for it.
It's my fault.

And i lost my phone. I left it in the exam hall, being a forgetful bitch i forgot to take it. I smartly left it on the floor. Shite.
Was it my fault?

I have'nt told my parents yet. hell NO.
Although my school is the best place for every future lawyers to be in but one of you is just plain pathetic. Fuck you.

So i made a new sim card. And i lost it after one day. Fuck. I should qualify for Guinness Book of Records.

Where is my mind? SILENCE

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Makeover

As you can see. This blog is under renovation. Based on few complaints from some of the readers, i did few makeovers especially on the template which does suit with the title now. Giraffe said 'nyal, choose something beach-y'. So i did after few bad choices. hahaha. Im not so urban and tehnology savvy but im not that bad. So snuggies, does my new blog look better now? hahaha. She hated my previous template so bad.

It seems to me that not only my blog needs a makeover, the author also needs emotionally makeovers all round! pfffftt.

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LAND

It's quite disheartening to watch your batchmates in the exam hall without you. and this loser is stuck with the prerequisite paper because he was unlucky to fail a paper which he has to pass in order to be admitted to the next paper. ive tried to apply to do it in this semester but the letter was rejected due to the "prerequisite" reason. pfft. and i was told by a coach "you want to do Land 2? Do you know what is RIN?" I kept quiet. ouch!#
#my priciple in studies is that whatever i read for finals, i'll forget once the finals is over.

Now i know what's RIN because ive studied it twice for goodness sake! To repeat a paper is no fun at all. It some sort of demoralised you and you'll be so pissed like me. Especially when you are a hardworking student and you studied like crazy but you still failed. That is just sad. More disappointing is when people have high expectations of you. dang.

Well. I blame myself maybe the study i did was'nt enough. Maybe.

In Law everyone is not safe. Failure is open to everyone. Although failure is not an option but it's a great teacher because its lessons burned into your system and made you want to be better. So it did to me, it has made me realize not to be in the comfort zone. Get out danial. Don't become like the cooked frog#
# i'll blog bout this some other time. It's a story which my dad had told me when i was younger

Today, it was the day where my batchmates fought with land. I was'nt there. But im happy to see giraffe# walked towards me with a confident smile after the fight. He made me proud because i tutored him based on my knowledge bout the freaking land in one night! im amazing! hahahaha.
he said " why did you fail land again?" I answered, " I don't know"
# you owe me shisha!

With 13.5 marks for my final assessment, i hope i don't fail the friggin paper for the second time. Fingers crossed. Help me god.

Hence, don't let yourself become failure's target because it is so depressing. Trust me.

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Thank you halloween

31st october: Halloween and my birthday

Halloween was fun for me. Not much of a celebration because of the finals but it was a memorable one. I was in the war room with the other 2 stooges, they sang to me birthday song and we imagined a bun as a cake. hahaha. The birthday wishes were so overwhelming and it's nice to see wishes coming into your fb wall and mobile. once a year experience. thank you.

My university loves me so much sampai for 2 successive years they gave me the best present ever: a final law paper#. Imagine youself straining your brain in the exam hall on your birthday! pffft. They never forget. thank you.
#criminal law paper was easy though. thank you god.

This post is dedicated to all my friends who've wished me and who're always there for me. I know you guys love me so much! Too many names to be mentioned here. Thank you

Special thanks to my machas: for the present and cake and bash# especially the tempoyak(holy cow)
# the bash was organized by bunch of people who love me so much and it was done after a nice dinner at fatty crab.

Im 21 now and i promise to change. puked.

a bucket of rotten tempoyak on my head. nice smell. thank you.

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unhappiness

I should be happy. Im young, alive and healthy. I eat well and i dont smoke. I have good friends. I have two perfectly intact parents-viz, dad a manager working in ipoh and mum with ambitions of being a painter. I am a solid member of the mid-mid class. My cgpa is two numbers higher than most people even realize it is possible for a cgpa to be in bachelor of laws. puked.
So why am i not happy? i have'nt been seeing someone? What is wrong with me? This confusion had shocked my system. This had the effect of bringing forward the unhappy me in due time! So the best chance for me is stop studying. Im not happy. I need fun! I need doraemon.

Anyway,

Fun to us when we strategized a new study plan which has more allocations for FUN:
shisha-risk-monopoly-foodhunting-hijack school's library and kindie-punching bag-karaoke-batting-yada yada
*kudos wingmen: giraffe and botak, we are fighters!

haha
This new plan would somehow make me happier but im still not happy. pfft. i detest finals.

Make my dreams come true
psst, i have watched 500days of summer. cool. the soundtracks are awesome!

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annoyingiam

As I have mentioned in the previous post, i have never failed to annoy a friend in a day. That is one of my abilities. Apart from mesmerizing ladies and men with my singing ability i annoy people like a pro.

I am one of the most-watched faces in my school. I have a weird face and a muscular build. My expression is always smiling friendly, it does'nt matter whether i'm happy, upset, merajuk, tired or whatever mood i'll still don that famous smile. Puked. But for those who are into the art of face-reading, they will say that my onion nose denotes wealth. Bullshit. So where on earth did this annoying behaviour come from?

Compliments:

'Ko annoying no 1,' geek
'Can you not become annoying for once in your life?' ( i annoyed giraffe during one of mummy's classes). He is my hardcore victim and he had confessed once that; 'nyal, you are really annoying sometimes'
'Ei annoyingnye,' lala
'You are so annoying,' princess, mamaya, myr, snuggies, mak fa and everyone

Annoying. Why did everything have to be annoying? I did'nt want to be annoying. I had never dreamt to become annoying. I've always wanted to look interesting, funny, humorous and talkative. I have a weakness which is i could'nt shut my mouth except when im asleep and amazingly i managed to kept quiet the other day for 20minutes without my consent * my gang invented this game to make me quiet* that bad

I did'nt and don't understand. Who do they think they're calling me annoying? There is not an annoying bone in my body or something. Maybe it is because of my laugh? nahh. people like my laugh#

#danial nizam has the BEST LAUGH* in the friggin nation and it's worth RM100! Please ask me to laugh next time you see me. it's brutally expensive. Plus my laugh travels through brick walls too. cool. miahahahahahaha!
*Based on Flyfm's best laugh contest

Back to our conversation.

You'd better apologise or i'll show you what annoying really is!

Wait danial, calm down *moved a little closer to my mirror*

Maybe it's just an expression. Maybe all of them wanted to say 'like handsome'. puked

*Imagining myself in an award ceremony*
The award for most annoying person goes to *drum rolls*

Danial Nizam!

Thank you *grabs the mic* I would like to thank as many people i could think of.

Danial, please stop being annoying. *Slapping my face 3 times*

Haih. That is me. It's my nature whether you like it or not. I like to talk. LOA at times. But that does'nt make me a bad person. Maybe i might change into a less annoying boy when im in a relationship with someone. Who knows. but can that someone bare with me? Kesian.. People, please pray for my change or else more innocent blood will be annoyed. hahaha. I did'nt sound desperate right?

There's a wait so long, never wait so long.

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10days of danial

*Pressed the ON button on an imaginary wooden box that is filled with all the law books and my excellent notes that should be read for the purpose of my finals which whatever i read i'll forget once im done with the last paper scheduled on 12th of november, and the box is opened.now i am officially in study mode. i will only turn it off after the last paper* and i continued by *staring at my study plan which is unforgivably amazing if i really really can focus and go with the plan, ill wallop the finals like a hero*

Final exam is in 10days.

pressure!
im done with criminal tho. bagus danial anak siapa ni..mummy, ill kick criminal's arse!

my target for this semester is just to friggin maintain my cgpa. please god dont fail me anymore. im meant for better things. dont fail your forever hardworking student. puked.

that's the problem with me. tak boleh terima apa yang saya tidak mahu.

up till now, im still hoping that this whole semester was a dream and i did'nt actually fail my bloody land. shite. and why bias was being bias.

readers, im not egoistic, im just being danial *cue song here comes your man.i actually listened to this song more than 20 times while studying my mission to kill people. i love pixies*

oh i wish someone can accompany me to KLCC. i wanna watch 500 days of summer. buah is so lucky.

and guess what? halloween is coming in 10 days too!

ive texted my 'halloween' wish to giraffe and buah. goodluck guys. tak tahu malu? who cares.

this week turned out to be better than weeks before and the only horrid event i witnessed is to watch some doughs flying and being handed over to an inconsiderate jakun toyota guy. haih.

im heading to fatty crab this thursday! grrrr!

• danial nizam has an excellent knowledge in where to eat for every meal and also eateries around pj, kl, shah alam and proudly to be mentioned: PENANG! any enquiries please contact me and be amazed. hahaha. puked.

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Don't date me

1. im not ready
2. i hate texting my daily reports
   
3. im bad in proposing
4. no official relationships yet
5. im always right
6. im blur
7. i dont know what i want: typical just-dont-know-what-he-wants-guy
8. annoying (the author has never failed to annoy a friend in a day)
   
9. jealous type
10. indefinite*a round of applause*

daredevils, try me* as if ada orang nak* hahaha. puked.

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bad luck

A series of unfortunate events has been haunting me since my last post. The bad luck does'nt peel off yet. Who to be blamed? puked. However, i shall not pull myself lower with a sad entry..

Good things did compensate.

Listed in random:
nothing danial nizam

sheesh. what really happened: tests like everyday(did bad for my fav subject.pffft.)-worst presentation in history-didnt make it into ihl moot team thank you bias( baru nak try using link)-had diarrhea to the extent of bombing ladies' toilet(which kfc will not be mentioned)-leopard bombed me for the first time-annoyed few friends

and it doesnt end there. finals is approaching.
my first paper will be on the day that celebrates my 21 years of existence on earth! pfffftt
Hint hint.

thank you. i wish myself all the best for the coming future unfortunate events.

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learned driver

swing time is the reason why i enjoy driving. that is the only reason. ive never enjoyed driving except on sunday nights.
traffic. malaysian. rude drivers. accidents. death.
riding a motorcycle? not in my life.

more praises from friends:
'you ni unique la' puteri
'please la drive'... devoted husband
'ok lah ill drive, mengada' geek
'guys should like driving' cliche
'let's swing time!' *giraffe trying to motivate*

im forced to drive. i wish there's an efficient public transportation. pfft

but im a bloody good driver. pro lah konon.

non-stop praises:
'danial, ko tau x ko drive laju?' buah
'you drive sgt lmbt boleh x i rasa mcm nak tolak' puteri
'danial, ko ni annoying lah when you're driving. do you know that?' geek
'iiiibbbbbuuuuu!' devoted husband
'aku x pernah pegang kerusi lama macam tu' bulu
'nyal, this is not kampung' workaholic

conflicting comments. we can't please everyone. haha

accident record: once *was'nt my fault*

but being punctual is my reason. the one and only reason why i sped. i hate to come late. i dont like people to wait for me and i hate waiting for anyone. i get agitated.

a post about my excellent driving skill. don't be judgmental.

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hey jude

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dead single

Even though danial is 20 going on twenty-one-year-old single shot, there is no shortage of women in his life.
There's my lovely mum, my super grandma, my aunties, my bouncing-bomb energetic high maintenance cousins, my close girlfriends, lecturers, favourite teachers and sheila majid.

But when people start asking questions about my absent girlfriend. my answer has always been: im single. i like it but i dont like it.

people around me keep bugging, yapping on why im not in a relationship? what the heck. because i dont feel like it but i do sometimes.

praises from people:

'dont you have sexual desires?' jo bukan nama sebenar.
'ko kena try dulu baru tahu'.. unpredictable eji
'bila lagi nyal?' giraffe
'one day you'll have one' geek
'ko ni choosy la' devoted husband

redundant all the way.

but i hate to tell myself, that im a boy. Whether the idea appeals to us or not you have to be in love.

ive never had a serious one. old saying: you'll find one. i nearly puked i dont know why..haha

moral of the post:
when i found the right one, ill get closer, ill look and wait and so that she'll be dear to my heart. i was about to puke again.

but among other things, i know that im not the first person who was ever confused, bothered, sickened or maybe frightened in this matter.

a bit of introduction
story of my life shall be told. no kidding.

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