A perfect day in a shopping mall

The following tips are exclusive only to people who aspire to taste a day of perfection in a shopping mall. Diri ini begitu bertuah dapat melalui satu hari bersama Mr Perfect aka Geek.

Teruja yang tidak terkata pabila diajak batting one fine day yang lalu. Tidak keseorangan pada hari tersebut tetapi ditemani baldy. Batting is my new found talent. I didnt know that i can bat fairly good for an amateur. Jadi berikut adalah tips yang dapat dikongsi hasil outing with the most perfect friend i've ever had (sediakan pen dan pensil if you did'nt bring em just imagine you have em):

1. Mulakan perjalanan anda di mall dengan strepsils.
2. Kemudian, senyum dan melambailah rambut gemalai anda (if your hair is not long just try to pretend it's long so that it will not fail your attempt to perfection) ketika berjalan di mall.
3. When eating praise every food served and eat em with pleasure.
4. Then make sure you find a NIKE store then just browse around tak kisah lah beli ke tak. This is just to make sure you update yourself on sports attire and what not. Penting!
5. Retro is back aint it? As a fashion forward guy, find anything retro and show it praise it infront of your friends.
   
6. I was astonished to find out that his size is so perfect that hampir kesemua clothing bagaikan made customized for him. This is just not your luck people. Mungkin badannya adalah acuan mannequin-mannequin being displayed in every store. Who knows. Tips ke-enam: don't try clothes infront of your friends instead ask them to try and comment it with fashionable words.
   
7. Sebelum berakhirnya hari di mall, pastikan anda mengakhirinya dengan sebotol Tinge berperisa peach. You can feel some force inside you. Seriously. Baldy and i were fortunate to have tasted the drink. Tibe.
8. AND the most important thing is take the right door before you exit. (baldy, you failed this part. So close!) The ending of the trip was so irony. On our way to get into the car, the background song was a so dramatic song which impliedly meant to acknowledge our perfect day.

Dikesempatan ini, saya berasa sangat terharu dengan peluang merasai a perfect day in a shopping mall with the perfect person.

Hence, when a perfect being ask you out answer YES. Kesempurnaan (perfection) itu bukan hak milik setiap insan. Note this giraffe.

That is me. I can bat at any speed. Puked.