5 Reasons why I'm not available

1. I'm a house driver. I can be sighted in Bangsar at 8 am and 5 pm everyday.

2. I'm a barista in training. Starbucks isn't the right place for me though as I am caffeine and lactose intolerant. I can only take tea. Bleargh.

3. I'm preparing for Maritime Moots in Sydney. *gasp*

4. During my free time you can find me in bed.

5. I'm busy collecting dust.

Aren't all these unnecessary pressure? I wish I have the power to stop time for 5 years. I need a break. My brain is so full of cases, roads, shortcuts, recipes, duties, worries and food. May I be excused from doing all these cos my brain is FULL. Out of memory. *jumps out of the window*

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Still

I am STILL single. I am STILL happy. I just want to highlight the peculiar way where homosapien society operates and how we have been conditioned to perceive that you are not in a certain degree of success and happiness unless you are paired up. I just cant stop questioning the worth of being in a relationship for the sake of being in. Do not think that when you scored a partner, (cheh. sounds like trophies) enquiries you get will stop. Enquiries will never cease. List of questions:

First, are you still single? then you found a partner.

Second: Its when are you getting married?

After tied the knot.

Third: When having kids? Does not end there until when you're dead.

What I enjoy the most about being single is that I can gain weight without worrying. I am 87 kg now. I received a lot of complaints and "constructive" criticisms. But guys, i've tried my best.

Anyhoo,

Lets kill the major emphasis society has put towards finding a partner coz its not our only goal!

Came across this quotation someone wrote on the whiteboard: The purpose of life is to end it. wth!

Yours truly,

21 going on 22 still single danial

ps: Happy 22nd Birthday botak! Find a gf ok.. ppfffttt. conformity sucks.

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Perception vs Reality

Perception: The process, act or faculty of perceiving. The effect or product perceiving.

Reality: The quality or state of being actual and true. One, such as a person, that is actual.

Warning! In order for you to believe these evidence, 3D specs is required.

Take a deep breath

Perception

(penang trip 2010)

REALITY

(Penang trip. 3years ago?)

Believe it or believe it.

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Bullshit

I beat you because I love you, because I want you to be the perfect girlfriend, I may have slapped, kicked and beat you occasionally, even strangled you, but that's because you deserve it. After years of relationship, you should know better, how can you be perfect when you don't know how to do things right? Sayang, if you put more efforts on what you do, we are not gonna be in this situation. I wouldn't have taught you a lesson, I wouldn't have beat you so much.

I beat you because I love you.

-woman beater-

I am not a woman beater.

If you are one, you are an embarrassment towards mankind.

There is no reason for a guy to beat a girl.

Open your eyes for goodness sake.

Woman beater, I detest you.

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Meatball

MEATBALL IS YOUR BEST FOOD.

Supreme in nutrition, it is lower in cost than the same amount of nourishment in any other form. It is your only economical food today.

Resolve to eat more meatballs, to give more of this magnifique healthbuilding musclemaking food to our friends and family and to make more visits to Ikea.

WOW.

Look at that.

I've been craving for meatballs.

Me and you love Ikea. Everyone does.

I dreamed bout meatballs for the past few days.

Unfortunately my dream changed and I woke up before I could taste em.

People often dream about food. All types of food.

I dream about food almost everyday.

I ordered 100 pieces of meatballs!

Last night was awesome!

In my dreams.

Hungry.pfft

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Bad start

Today is the 12th day of 2010. The 12 days have left evidence of a bad start of the year. A Bad start of the year? How bad is bad? How good is good? You decide.

Session with a gypsy.

Teller: You are going to have a wonderful year.

I went: How do you explain the incident where giraffe and I got lost using the "shortcuts" (turned out to be the longest way ever) to Klang after a very bad movie choice (name of the movie shall remain unknown)

Teller: Shortcuts can't guarantee you a destination and It is a good movie, you are wrong.

Danial: I want a refund.

Teller: shhh woosh woosh. (hypnotizing pose)

Danial (kena pukau): Okay, I trust you. Thank you.

Session with Time traveller.

Eton: Where got clashes? See. I can easily register you. Show me your time schedule.

Danial: Seriously puan. I can't register.

Eton: All spaces are full. I can't do anything. This is an order.

Danial: I'm confused. So that means I can skip classes?

Eton: No. Eh look. You can register this class.

Danial(kena pukau lagi): Okay. Let's change,everyone!

Eton: Good choice.

After effect: On Wednesdays, I have classes from 8am till 6pm! Wth.

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I had to make a decision on the 11th day. Since I resolve to get GOOD results (please refer #7 below) I'm determined not to miss a single class for this semester in a dream to become a GOOD student. So it was time to go to land class. But I did'nt have a ride. There was a moral dilemma: go to class (good) and use nenek's car (good) and be on time (good) but the clock struck 6.00 pm or go back to sleep (bad) because its only the second week (bad). So since I'm a good boy anyways, I took my nenek's car (good) and off to my school (GOOD). Only when I was near toll, I realized that my pockets were empty. Thank god I managed to have enough toll fee (courtesy of nenek's car). One obstacle pass! I reached the front gate with the waterfall as a background. There was traffic! Wth! So I successfully parked my car at 6.50. be late for class (BAD) Second obstacle pass! So I climbed those bloody stairs. And to my surprise: KELAS DITUNDA. Wth!! The notice slapped me on the face 7 times! Sheesh. Giraffe sponsored my journey back. Wonderful.... *he did'nt stop geleng kepala*

Today, baldy and giraffe met an accident. Our beloved TAK got smashed on it's face. tsk tsk tsk

My first 12 days. Don't tell me God that thats just a start and I have not seen the worst out of this year? (paranoid. get away bad idea!) I'm scared. Maybe this is the curse of 40days!? Don't call me superstitious.

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Resolutionzzzzzz

2009 has been a so-so year for most of us. Some were left with breaking their coin boxes(including yours truly) [damn you Recession]. Some achieved resolutions success. Congrats to them. To achieve a success is hard because resolutions are easy to make but difficult to keep. Duhh. Me? I did'nt really lay down my resolutions for 2009. So for 2010, my resolutions are:

1. Getting hitched.
2. Read more books. [gonna attack warehouse book sales wherever you are]
3. Spend more time to jog, badminton, basically sports. SWEAT fatty! I will look for a suitable intensive workout program to lose weight! and a suitable trainer too.
4. Save some money.
5. Do more charity.
6. Improve on my skills and talents.
7. Get GOOD results.

Mentioned are practical resolutions. Possible and safe. =p

The new semester has started. I am back to school. Its gonna be tough. All the subjects are crazy. I'm gonna be crazy. I'm in my final year now. Can I request for adjournment of time? Because, I am feeling old already. I want more time to think. Lets hope that I can commit.

My resolutions bid Happy 2010 to all and wish me luck.

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