annoyingiam

As I have mentioned in the previous post, i have never failed to annoy a friend in a day. That is one of my abilities. Apart from mesmerizing ladies and men with my singing ability i annoy people like a pro.

I am one of the most-watched faces in my school. I have a weird face and a muscular build. My expression is always smiling friendly, it does'nt matter whether i'm happy, upset, merajuk, tired or whatever mood i'll still don that famous smile. Puked. But for those who are into the art of face-reading, they will say that my onion nose denotes wealth. Bullshit. So where on earth did this annoying behaviour come from?

Compliments:

'Ko annoying no 1,' geek
'Can you not become annoying for once in your life?' ( i annoyed giraffe during one of mummy's classes). He is my hardcore victim and he had confessed once that; 'nyal, you are really annoying sometimes'
'Ei annoyingnye,' lala
'You are so annoying,' princess, mamaya, myr, snuggies, mak fa and everyone

Annoying. Why did everything have to be annoying? I did'nt want to be annoying. I had never dreamt to become annoying. I've always wanted to look interesting, funny, humorous and talkative. I have a weakness which is i could'nt shut my mouth except when im asleep and amazingly i managed to kept quiet the other day for 20minutes without my consent * my gang invented this game to make me quiet* that bad

I did'nt and don't understand. Who do they think they're calling me annoying? There is not an annoying bone in my body or something. Maybe it is because of my laugh? nahh. people like my laugh#

#danial nizam has the BEST LAUGH* in the friggin nation and it's worth RM100! Please ask me to laugh next time you see me. it's brutally expensive. Plus my laugh travels through brick walls too. cool. miahahahahahaha!
*Based on Flyfm's best laugh contest

Back to our conversation.

You'd better apologise or i'll show you what annoying really is!

Wait danial, calm down *moved a little closer to my mirror*

Maybe it's just an expression. Maybe all of them wanted to say 'like handsome'. puked

*Imagining myself in an award ceremony*
The award for most annoying person goes to *drum rolls*

Danial Nizam!

Thank you *grabs the mic* I would like to thank as many people i could think of.

Danial, please stop being annoying. *Slapping my face 3 times*

Haih. That is me. It's my nature whether you like it or not. I like to talk. LOA at times. But that does'nt make me a bad person. Maybe i might change into a less annoying boy when im in a relationship with someone. Who knows. but can that someone bare with me? Kesian.. People, please pray for my change or else more innocent blood will be annoyed. hahaha. I did'nt sound desperate right?

There's a wait so long, never wait so long.