annoyingiam

As I have mentioned in the previous post, i have never failed to annoy a friend in a day. That is one of my abilities. Apart from mesmerizing ladies and men with my singing ability i annoy people like a pro.

I am one of the most-watched faces in my school. I have a weird face and a muscular build. My expression is always smiling friendly, it does'nt matter whether i'm happy, upset, merajuk, tired or whatever mood i'll still don that famous smile. Puked. But for those who are into the art of face-reading, they will say that my onion nose denotes wealth. Bullshit. So where on earth did this annoying behaviour come from?

Compliments:

'Ko annoying no 1,' geek
'Can you not become annoying for once in your life?' ( i annoyed giraffe during one of mummy's classes). He is my hardcore victim and he had confessed once that; 'nyal, you are really annoying sometimes'
'Ei annoyingnye,' lala
'You are so annoying,' princess, mamaya, myr, snuggies, mak fa and everyone

Annoying. Why did everything have to be annoying? I did'nt want to be annoying. I had never dreamt to become annoying. I've always wanted to look interesting, funny, humorous and talkative. I have a weakness which is i could'nt shut my mouth except when im asleep and amazingly i managed to kept quiet the other day for 20minutes without my consent * my gang invented this game to make me quiet* that bad

I did'nt and don't understand. Who do they think they're calling me annoying? There is not an annoying bone in my body or something. Maybe it is because of my laugh? nahh. people like my laugh#

#danial nizam has the BEST LAUGH* in the friggin nation and it's worth RM100! Please ask me to laugh next time you see me. it's brutally expensive. Plus my laugh travels through brick walls too. cool. miahahahahahaha!
*Based on Flyfm's best laugh contest

Back to our conversation.

You'd better apologise or i'll show you what annoying really is!

Wait danial, calm down *moved a little closer to my mirror*

Maybe it's just an expression. Maybe all of them wanted to say 'like handsome'. puked

*Imagining myself in an award ceremony*
The award for most annoying person goes to *drum rolls*

Danial Nizam!

Thank you *grabs the mic* I would like to thank as many people i could think of.

Danial, please stop being annoying. *Slapping my face 3 times*

Haih. That is me. It's my nature whether you like it or not. I like to talk. LOA at times. But that does'nt make me a bad person. Maybe i might change into a less annoying boy when im in a relationship with someone. Who knows. but can that someone bare with me? Kesian.. People, please pray for my change or else more innocent blood will be annoyed. hahaha. I did'nt sound desperate right?

There's a wait so long, never wait so long.

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10days of danial

*Pressed the ON button on an imaginary wooden box that is filled with all the law books and my excellent notes that should be read for the purpose of my finals which whatever i read i'll forget once im done with the last paper scheduled on 12th of november, and the box is opened.now i am officially in study mode. i will only turn it off after the last paper* and i continued by *staring at my study plan which is unforgivably amazing if i really really can focus and go with the plan, ill wallop the finals like a hero*

Final exam is in 10days.

pressure!
im done with criminal tho. bagus danial anak siapa ni..mummy, ill kick criminal's arse!

my target for this semester is just to friggin maintain my cgpa. please god dont fail me anymore. im meant for better things. dont fail your forever hardworking student. puked.

that's the problem with me. tak boleh terima apa yang saya tidak mahu.

up till now, im still hoping that this whole semester was a dream and i did'nt actually fail my bloody land. shite. and why bias was being bias.

readers, im not egoistic, im just being danial *cue song here comes your man.i actually listened to this song more than 20 times while studying my mission to kill people. i love pixies*

oh i wish someone can accompany me to KLCC. i wanna watch 500 days of summer. buah is so lucky.

and guess what? halloween is coming in 10 days too!

ive texted my 'halloween' wish to giraffe and buah. goodluck guys. tak tahu malu? who cares.

this week turned out to be better than weeks before and the only horrid event i witnessed is to watch some doughs flying and being handed over to an inconsiderate jakun toyota guy. haih.

im heading to fatty crab this thursday! grrrr!

• danial nizam has an excellent knowledge in where to eat for every meal and also eateries around pj, kl, shah alam and proudly to be mentioned: PENANG! any enquiries please contact me and be amazed. hahaha. puked.

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Don't date me

1. im not ready
2. i hate texting my daily reports
   
3. im bad in proposing
4. no official relationships yet
5. im always right
6. im blur
7. i dont know what i want: typical just-dont-know-what-he-wants-guy
8. annoying (the author has never failed to annoy a friend in a day)
   
9. jealous type
10. indefinite*a round of applause*

daredevils, try me* as if ada orang nak* hahaha. puked.

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bad luck

A series of unfortunate events has been haunting me since my last post. The bad luck does'nt peel off yet. Who to be blamed? puked. However, i shall not pull myself lower with a sad entry..

Good things did compensate.

Listed in random:
nothing danial nizam

sheesh. what really happened: tests like everyday(did bad for my fav subject.pffft.)-worst presentation in history-didnt make it into ihl moot team thank you bias( baru nak try using link)-had diarrhea to the extent of bombing ladies' toilet(which kfc will not be mentioned)-leopard bombed me for the first time-annoyed few friends

and it doesnt end there. finals is approaching.
my first paper will be on the day that celebrates my 21 years of existence on earth! pfffftt
Hint hint.

thank you. i wish myself all the best for the coming future unfortunate events.

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